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Faith

by Gus Supan

Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.** That’s FAITH**H

Irish Catholic Humor

by Gus Supan

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin, there’s no paper on this side […]

SCRIPTURE PROTECTION

by CCadmin

SCRIPTURE PROTECTION+“God loves old people!!!”A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’ ( Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, […]

WHICH VIRGIN

by CCadmin

WHICH VIRGIN A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.Then, one day, she floored her grandmother by asking,“Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus ? The virgin Mary or the King James Virgin ?”

RING BEAD

by CCadmin

RING BEARA little boy was in a relative’s wedding.As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps,stop, and turn to the crowd.While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.As you can imagine, […]

EMAIL OPPS

by CCadmin

EMAIL OPPS This one is priceless…A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult […]

IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT

by CCadmin

IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT After regularly addressing his church leader by his first name a member of the clergy insisted that he be addressed as Pastor, saying it is the biblical title that the apostle Paul used. The congregant said “Ok, I will if you address me the same way Paul addressed church […]

Twenty and One

by CCadmin

The Twenty and the One A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I’ve had a pretty good life,” the twenty proclaimed. […]

BEST PRAYER

by CCadmin

The Best Way To Pray A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “No,” said the minister. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.” “You’re both wrong,” the guru said. “The […]

SHOW AND TELL

by CCadmin

Show and Tell A kindergarten teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, “My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star […]